An Inanimate Friend.

I am shocked that it hasn't made it to the blog before now, as it is something that affects us everyday - without fail - on the dot. It is something that hinders our morning wake-up, midday energy boost and post-gym clean-up; Something that makes having company utterly embarrassing and something that encourages visitors to never come back. It is............our shower curtain.

It is not its ugly blue and orange print. It's not the rings that act stubborn while you aim to orient it. It's not its lack of effectiveness as a water barrier. It's the persistant game of "tag" and "hug me" that goes on during every shower we take. The physical contact is non-stop and unavoidable - the curtain loves to cling and chase us.....despite the inevitable growls and grunts we express in return. Luckily we only have to deal with the poor thing for one month more!