Living In An Outside Apartment.

You have already read about the lizards. Well, let me add a few more critters to the list.

1) Ants. The most persistant, un-shy ants you will ever come across. AY AY AY! Phil has "Raid"-ed the kitchen at least two times and those darn insects refuse to take cover elsewhere.
2) A mouse. Or two. Or three. Who knows?! The only evidence they've left is some chewed-up arts and crafts and "droppings". Does this ever anger me! It is one thing to bring their A-game to an intense game of hide and seek. It is simply another to use my A&C materials for their own pleasure. I urge Phil everyday to pursue them in their sneaky match.
3) FLIES. Thank goodness Phil is a fly samarai. He uses that swatter with such ease and grace. I'm not sure where he received his training, but I'm sure "Northern Ontario" had something to do with it.

Anyways, I am only willing to share the apartment with humans and golden retrievers. Until the residents of our place meet these requirements, I will be freaking out and yelling "PHIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".