Lindsay: (after spotting a wee, orphaned kitten) Awwww....HUNNIE! She needs a home!
Phil: Absolutely NOT.
Lindsay: But darling...it is so hot outside....and she is just a baby....
Phil: Let's go. You're NOT getting a kitten.
Lindsay: But I've already named her!
Phil: What - DEATH CAT FOR CUTIE?
Lindsay: No - Calliope!
Needless to say, we got back to the house sans kitten.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CATS. EVER. SMELLY PEE PEE CREATURES.
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