Turns out you can have lengthy conversations about things like BIBS when you become a Mom. I mean - there really is so much to consider....
There are the ones that fasten with snaps, ones that fasten with velcro and ones that must be tied. There are ones that fasten at the back of the neck and ones that fasten at the side. There are ones that practically strangle your baby and ones that cause major under-the-chinny-chin-chin milk build-up. There are "moisture-resistant" ones that simply move milk from one side of your baby's face to the other and cause any dripping milk to slide right off the bib and onto your outfit, your baby's outfit, the floor or the couch. There are others made of soft cotton that are kind to the face but last a mere number of minutes as they soak right through and defeat the "bib" purpose. There are ones that are plain and ones that are decked out with fun shapes and creatures. The plain ones match everything which means they spend lots of time in the washing machine and are rarely available for public appearances. The ones with shapes and creatures are typically a last resort as they clash with the shapes-and-creatures-sleepers but at the end of the day you really don't care if your baby ends up being slammed by Joan on the Fashion Police. And regardless of the type of bib your baby is wearing, all of them turn from BIB to SUPERHERO CAPE without warning, every usage.......
(And some of you thought I was boring BEFORE).
There are the ones that fasten with snaps, ones that fasten with velcro and ones that must be tied. There are ones that fasten at the back of the neck and ones that fasten at the side. There are ones that practically strangle your baby and ones that cause major under-the-chinny-chin-chin milk build-up. There are "moisture-resistant" ones that simply move milk from one side of your baby's face to the other and cause any dripping milk to slide right off the bib and onto your outfit, your baby's outfit, the floor or the couch. There are others made of soft cotton that are kind to the face but last a mere number of minutes as they soak right through and defeat the "bib" purpose. There are ones that are plain and ones that are decked out with fun shapes and creatures. The plain ones match everything which means they spend lots of time in the washing machine and are rarely available for public appearances. The ones with shapes and creatures are typically a last resort as they clash with the shapes-and-creatures-sleepers but at the end of the day you really don't care if your baby ends up being slammed by Joan on the Fashion Police. And regardless of the type of bib your baby is wearing, all of them turn from BIB to SUPERHERO CAPE without warning, every usage.......
(And some of you thought I was boring BEFORE).
You need to hire a Bib Stylist for Nory! xo
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