In the hotel room, just outside of the bathroom door....
Lindsay: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Phil: What?!!!
Lindsay: A cockroach just fell from the sky!!!
Phil: The sky? You mean...the ceiling?
Lindsay: Whatever! It sounded like a dinosaur. It was horrifying. LOOK AT IT!!!! IT IS HUGE!!!!!! (jumps onto bed) EWWWWW! PHIL, KILL IT!!!
Phil: Calm down. (Smacks cockroach with sandal). Got it. (Cockroach starts to move again)
Lindsay: PHIL!!!!!!!!!!
Phil: (Smacks it again) Settle down! (Two seconds later) He's dead now.
Lindsay: I am waking you up every time I have to go to the bathroom tonight.
And a sleepless night it was....
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