1) During my circuit training last night, I had a woman stare at me the ENTIRE time. Keep in mind, this circuit takes me a good 45 minutes to complete. Awkard? Yes. Was I able to ignore her? No. Why? She looked me in the eyes and said "I LOVE YOU".
2) I hear that "zumba" is the new exercise craze, but I'm telling you - it is NOT for me! I can't possible "workout" to music like "Candyshop" and shake my booty with ten other women in impossibly tight clothing. I simply can't. I turned "aren't I sexy?" steps into "ya, OKAY!" jumping jacks and jabs. Haha - my cue to leave happened when the instructor pulled out a move I like to call "the comb-over". And that is the end of zumba for me.
3) Leaving the gym, I saw crowds of little girls walking around with painted cat faces. I finally figured out they were coming from the "FUN" section of the gym.....because, you know, every gym should have some sort of a circus that runs 24/7.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. As if the stress-relief wasn't a good enough reason to go! Ha!
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