Placing an Order.

Phil: What do you want on your veggie sub?

Lindsay: I want lettuce, tomatoes, onions - lots of them......

Phil: Ewwwwwww!

Lindsay: ........cucumbers, green peppers, jalapenos, black pepper - make sure they don't put ANY salt on it....because sometimes they do....

Phil: (laughs) Anything else?

Lindsay: Yes, mayonnaise. Light mayonnaise.

Phil: I don't even think they have light mayonnaise.

Lindsay: Ask for it anyways. Oh - and you know how they sometimes go down the sub and then back up the sub? Make sure they only go down the sub. With the sauce that is. I don't like too much sauce.

Phil: (rolls his eyes) For crying out loud....

Lindsay: (laughing) I'm serious. One application is enough. Oh - and don't forget to get something for yourself!

Phil: (sighs and leaves apartment)

Lindsay: (yelling after him) I LOVE YOU!