A couple of weeks ago my husband, Phil, told our friends that he believes he is Spiderman. Of course I thought he was joking, but he continued to express his connection with the name "Peter Parker" and the super-human qualities of both himself and the superhero. I chose to ignore his claim, but the other day I reached a point where I cannot any longer. His belief in "being Spiderman" is back with even more seriousness since he received his hematology results from the school nurse. Phil has been informed that his blood type is "AB-", the most rare blood type in the world. Only 0.5% of people have the same blood type as him and he is convinced that this is a further piece of evidence to support his true identity. He even made an announcement to a group of colleagues expressing his "true" self. It is never-ending and reputation-wrecking.
Please help me deal with this impossible situation. I am utterly embarassed.
Yours truly,
Wife of "Spiderman"
Oh Maryjane, We'll keep your secret. xoxoxoxo
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