Little Miss Clumsy.

It’s a good thing Phil knows how to come to the rescue, because I have been messing things up all over the place! I flooded the kitchen when I forgot to turn off the sink, spilled the bag of spaghetti by holding it “open side DOWN”, and somehow created a tea bag explosion as I opened a new container of chai. I should also include the mess I left on my toe from a battle with the wall and the bruise on my thigh from a run in with the cupboards. To take it one step further, I have hollered for his help with the hair dryer (I forgot to switch the voltage), the fridge drawer (I pulled it off the track), and the blender (which simply was not “switched on”). At this very moment he is out and so I have decided to stick to the kettle and the television for fear of burning down the house.