In regards to an assignment where students must calculate their "carbon footprint"....
STUDENT: Miss? I'm not sure I can do this assignment.
COLLEAGUE: Why not?
STUDENT: Because I live in a palace.
COLLEAGUE: Well, maybe you could ask one of the maid's about energy use.
STUDENT: Okay. Oh - and miss......we have a lot of cars....
COLLEAGUE: Just use the two that you drive the most.
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