Monday, March 29, 2010

BEARD-O, my WEIRD-O :)


Phil and his friend Morgan have decided to grow beards in preparation for our Nile Cruise this weekend. Now, you may ponder: why would one require a beard for this ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME, "the photos are going to be magical" trip? I have the exact same question. Their SILLY, SILLY, SILLY plan is to show off a range of moustaches while touring the incredible temples and other attractions that are included in the "1000 things you must see before you die." A little scruff? I can deal with. A full-fledged beard....used for arts and crafts of the face....during the weekend of a photographer's dream? I think you know my thoughts.

Anyways, my argument (in addition to the hints plotted throughout), is this:

when you must fetch kitchen scissors to trim hair that is hiding your upper lip

OR

when your after-school snack becomes a resident on your face

OR

when your fiancee cannot kiss you without being injured by facial daggers

OR

when people continuously remind you "hey...it's picture day at school this week"......

YOU NEED TO SHAVE IT OFF!

4 comments:

  1. The good news is that for this to actually work, Phil would have had to start growing this "beard" of his months ago.

    I'm sure the ten or twelve facial hairs that he does manage to muster up by the weekend won't even show up in your pictures Lindsey!

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  2. why is it that boys always think this is a good/funny idea?! unfortunate timing i'd say linds! boys! pfffft!

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  3. I feel your pain!!! Cam grew a mustache for "Movember" (for prostate cancer awareness) All I can say is: GROSS!!!If it wasn't for charity, I would have shaved it off in his sleep! lol! The worst part was that he knew it was creepy and gross, and did things to make it even more creepy....like keep a comb in his pocket and pull it out every once in a while to tidy things up! haha! Good luck, I had to put up with it for a whole month....hopefully you'll only have to "suffer" for a week.
    Congrats again on the engagement!
    xoxo from the beach!
    Ange

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