I'd WIN Survivor!

Survivor is now on its 20th season, and for 20 straight seasons I've checked online only to be disappointed that Canadian citizens are still ineligible to partake in the show. I admit to loving this "reality" show with all my heart. I fall in love with the characters, the challenges, and like to picture myself fighting with the elements, deceiving my counterparts, and strategizing to be in the final 2! Whenever friends or family realize that I love the show, the topic of conversation always seems to drift to how I'd do if I were in fact invited for a season. I usually smile, nod my head acknowledging their ideas, and politely suggest I'd be the first voted off. Then those in the conversation get giddy over the idea that I'd either a)Yell at an innocent tribe mate and be voted off, b)Try too hard in the first challenge and be voted off, or c)Try to form alliances far too early and be voted off. The fact that I can so easily convince everyone that this would be the case is precisely the reason I'D WIN THE SHOW! I'm already "Outwitting, Outplaying, and Outlasting" even when discussing the remote possibility of one day being a "reality" television star that wins the million dollar grand prize. Don't be fooled, I wouldn't be beat! Or am I deceiving you?.......