Does anybody work anymore? Why is the mall so busy right now? How can a two year old be obese? Hey! Use the trash can. Is there such a thing as wearing TOO MUCH colour? If so, that lady is GUILTY. Do all new moms feel like zombies in public? I am SO out of it. Hmmm....sitting by yourself, having a coffee, and playing on your iPhone is clearly a favourite hobby here. I'm not the only doing it. In fact, I saw others enjoying this past-time first and only then did I decide to partake in the activity. Should I learn another language? Maybe French? Maybe Spanish? Eco-conscious clothing doesn't have to be so......safari-looking. How does the Starbucks lady know that if I were to get a muffin, it would be a skinny blueberry? Nice of her to inquire about a snack to accompany this steamed milk. WHOA! Is that the world's greatest ponytail?! I've never seen anything like it. Who knew I'd spot such a sweet hairdo on a man! Why aren't any of these teenagers at school? I'm pretty sure Nory needs that ladybug back pack........
