SPOILER ALERT: It was TERRIBLE. But perhaps a bit funny in retrospect....
So, I'm against child mullets. Nory had one for the longest time as a baby because Phil seemed to be pro-child-mullets. Or, as he claims, pro "I-want-my-daughter-to-have-long-hair!!!!!!" Anyways, I finally convinced Phil (with the help of Gem) to get Nory's mullet chopped off way back when and I just recently re-convinced him that Juliet's needed to go too.
Well.
Nory, being the social butterfly that she is, soaked up the haircut experience when she was small. All eyes on her, being pampered and photographed like a mini-celeb. Alas, as their personalities would suggest, Juliet's "first haircut" experience was not nearly as fabulous.
Now, to describe the various elements of this photo:
1) Juliet is visibly freaking out. She sees her Daddy in front of her, but is unable to be in his arms. A nightmare situation as the shadow of another.
2) Phil is pulling out every funny/silly/happy sound in the book to turn Juliet's mood around.
3) The hairdresser is panicking and working as quickly as possible whilst saying "ALMOST DONE, BABY!!! ALMOST DONE, BABY!!!"
4) Nory is using Phil's phone to capture the milestone and all we could hear from that area of the scene was "CHHH! CHHH!!! CHHH!!!! Because you know how kids take pictures. Red button! Red button! Red button! Red button!!!
5) And then there was me - trying to capture the perfect picture of Juliet....optimistically believing that the MILESTONE SMILE I was hoping for would finally come through as a result of Phil's circus performance.
Haaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
I think we were only moderately annoying to the people who were waiting their turn.
So sorry, Baby Jet. But your mullet-less hair is ON POINT! :)
WE LOVE YOU, JETTIE!
xoxo
So, I'm against child mullets. Nory had one for the longest time as a baby because Phil seemed to be pro-child-mullets. Or, as he claims, pro "I-want-my-daughter-to-have-long-hair!!!!!!" Anyways, I finally convinced Phil (with the help of Gem) to get Nory's mullet chopped off way back when and I just recently re-convinced him that Juliet's needed to go too.
Well.
Nory, being the social butterfly that she is, soaked up the haircut experience when she was small. All eyes on her, being pampered and photographed like a mini-celeb. Alas, as their personalities would suggest, Juliet's "first haircut" experience was not nearly as fabulous.
A visual for you on this rainy Saturday morning:
Now, to describe the various elements of this photo:
1) Juliet is visibly freaking out. She sees her Daddy in front of her, but is unable to be in his arms. A nightmare situation as the shadow of another.
2) Phil is pulling out every funny/silly/happy sound in the book to turn Juliet's mood around.
3) The hairdresser is panicking and working as quickly as possible whilst saying "ALMOST DONE, BABY!!! ALMOST DONE, BABY!!!"
4) Nory is using Phil's phone to capture the milestone and all we could hear from that area of the scene was "CHHH! CHHH!!! CHHH!!!! Because you know how kids take pictures. Red button! Red button! Red button! Red button!!!
5) And then there was me - trying to capture the perfect picture of Juliet....optimistically believing that the MILESTONE SMILE I was hoping for would finally come through as a result of Phil's circus performance.
Haaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
I think we were only moderately annoying to the people who were waiting their turn.
So sorry, Baby Jet. But your mullet-less hair is ON POINT! :)
WE LOVE YOU, JETTIE!
xoxo
This is reality TV at its best. xo
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