Monday, January 18, 2016

If I were a dishonest person...

1)  I'd put my Fitbit on Nory and/or Juliet and call it a day.  10,000 steps would be EASY PEEZY.

2)  I'd make a to-do list including ONLY THE THINGS that have already been accomplished.........days ago.  "Take down the Christmas tree" would not make the cut.  #pending

3)  I'd tell you that I have two coffees a day, MAXIMUM.  (Haaaa!)

4)  I'd tell you that I am NOT a cat person, just an owner of two cats.

5)  I'd tell you this is a picture of me at age 2 (and you might just believe me!).


6)  I'd tell you that I make my own bed.  #spoiled

7)  I'd tell you that I meditate and exercise.  No chocolate or crying whatsoever.   

8)  I'd tell you that my iTunes library has NOT A SINGLE Justin Bieber song in it.  He's lame.  I'm old.  Definitely not a belieber.

9)  I'd tell you that screen time is strictly limited in our house.  Netflix as a babysitter on-call?  NO FREAKING WAY.

10)  I'd tell you my phone has zero photos in the camera roll.  (#not6720)

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