1) IF I was interested in golf and IF I was really, really good at it and IF Phil was also at the top of his golf game and IF it was not so freaking hot to be outside - on a golf course - in Kuwait. This story could very much represent the two of us!
2) I'm only slightly terrified to fly home in two weeks time. Why? Because we have yet to fly with Nory: Full-Fledged, Miss Independent, I-NO-LONGER-STROLL Toddler Edition and that new-ness is being compounded with the addition of Baby Juliet. I mean, one would THINK the odds are still in our favour (with the 1:1 child-adult ratio), BUT, if you have a toddler yourself, you know that math has no remorse in lying straight to your "please help me" face. And then yesterday I decided to ease my troubles with a typically-uplifting People.com scroll and discovered this un-lifting article instead :$
3) On the topic of People.com, I feel this issue is an URGENT one. It's been a whole HOW LONG and nothing official has been announced? (For the record, I believe all options sounds terrible and "Taylor Swift" is all we'll hear anyways! Have you SEEN her "Bad Blood" video yet?!).
4) I really, really, REALLY want to do a puzzle this summer. Clearly it's going to be a bit of a struggle with puzzle-piece-stealers on the loose (HA!), but I feel we can (notice how Phil is part of my puzzle-putting-together-dream) eliminate any Cases of Missing Pieces with one of those roll-up mats people have been telling me about. Turns out, you can purchase them for a reasonable price at Walmart! WHOOP, WHOOP! My dreams of doing a puzzle might actually come true!!!!
5) With Olivia Pope on summer holidays, I can't tell you how HAPPY I am for the return of The Bachelorette. THANK GOODNESS for that piece of reality tv heaven. I was indifferent as to which girl should be selected, but I'm thinking that Kaitlyn might be the juicier route given the previews of the season. I was gasping left/right/center and Phil was doing his evil cackle right smack beside me. JUICY!!!!!!!!!!!! (By the way, Chris Soules and Whitney are ALREADY, as Gem would say, "Splitsville?!" OY!)
I'm sure by now you've been hit by two major realizations:
1) I've been dedicating my free time to the acquisition of useless knowledge and, from that knowledge, the formation of opinions and ideas that have nothing to do with anything.
2) You didn't actually miss my blogging THAT much.
Which means I've achieved my post goals, people! Let's just call it a post and move forward from here! SEE YOU SOON!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxo
2) I'm only slightly terrified to fly home in two weeks time. Why? Because we have yet to fly with Nory: Full-Fledged, Miss Independent, I-NO-LONGER-STROLL Toddler Edition and that new-ness is being compounded with the addition of Baby Juliet. I mean, one would THINK the odds are still in our favour (with the 1:1 child-adult ratio), BUT, if you have a toddler yourself, you know that math has no remorse in lying straight to your "please help me" face. And then yesterday I decided to ease my troubles with a typically-uplifting People.com scroll and discovered this un-lifting article instead :$
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| There's always some scheming going on ;) |
3) On the topic of People.com, I feel this issue is an URGENT one. It's been a whole HOW LONG and nothing official has been announced? (For the record, I believe all options sounds terrible and "Taylor Swift" is all we'll hear anyways! Have you SEEN her "Bad Blood" video yet?!).
4) I really, really, REALLY want to do a puzzle this summer. Clearly it's going to be a bit of a struggle with puzzle-piece-stealers on the loose (HA!), but I feel we can (notice how Phil is part of my puzzle-putting-together-dream) eliminate any Cases of Missing Pieces with one of those roll-up mats people have been telling me about. Turns out, you can purchase them for a reasonable price at Walmart! WHOOP, WHOOP! My dreams of doing a puzzle might actually come true!!!!
5) With Olivia Pope on summer holidays, I can't tell you how HAPPY I am for the return of The Bachelorette. THANK GOODNESS for that piece of reality tv heaven. I was indifferent as to which girl should be selected, but I'm thinking that Kaitlyn might be the juicier route given the previews of the season. I was gasping left/right/center and Phil was doing his evil cackle right smack beside me. JUICY!!!!!!!!!!!! (By the way, Chris Soules and Whitney are ALREADY, as Gem would say, "Splitsville?!" OY!)
I'm sure by now you've been hit by two major realizations:
1) I've been dedicating my free time to the acquisition of useless knowledge and, from that knowledge, the formation of opinions and ideas that have nothing to do with anything.
2) You didn't actually miss my blogging THAT much.
Which means I've achieved my post goals, people! Let's just call it a post and move forward from here! SEE YOU SOON!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxo
Best squishy smooshy gooshy reading I've done in a week! xoxo
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