While lining up for class.....
Student #1: MISS! We have something very exciting to tell you!
Me: What is it?!
Student #2: (as excited as all get out) We're having a bake sale!!!!!!!!!
Me: That's wonderful news! What are you raising money for?
Student #1: (with a big grin) For you and Mr. Phil.
Me: (laughing) Huh? We don't need any money!
Student #3: Well it's actually for Nory! You can stay at our school because we will pay for her things.
Student #1: Health insurance, airplane ticket......
Me: (tearing up) Aw....that is so sweet of you. But the deal is done.....
Student #4: Miss, we know that you have papers with the new school....
Student #5: (clearly a smarty pants) It's called a contract!!!!
Student #4: But it doesn't matter because we will have a bake sale for Nory! And we will give our own money too.
Student #6: (clearly the rebellious one) AND WE WILL BURN DOWN YOUR NEW SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: (laughter)

Student #1: MISS! We have something very exciting to tell you!
Me: What is it?!
Student #2: (as excited as all get out) We're having a bake sale!!!!!!!!!
Me: That's wonderful news! What are you raising money for?
Student #1: (with a big grin) For you and Mr. Phil.
Me: (laughing) Huh? We don't need any money!
Student #3: Well it's actually for Nory! You can stay at our school because we will pay for her things.
Student #1: Health insurance, airplane ticket......
Me: (tearing up) Aw....that is so sweet of you. But the deal is done.....
Student #4: Miss, we know that you have papers with the new school....
Student #5: (clearly a smarty pants) It's called a contract!!!!
Student #4: But it doesn't matter because we will have a bake sale for Nory! And we will give our own money too.
Student #6: (clearly the rebellious one) AND WE WILL BURN DOWN YOUR NEW SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: (laughter)

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