BABY-NAPPERS. You know. Like kid-nappers, but for babies. Anyways, my instincts tell me that this may be an issue for us. Actually, the potential criminals have said this to my face (smooth, eh?). They've even tried to validate this illegal act with lovey-dovey remarks about how they can't function without her - OUR (ahem!) daughter. Here's what I want the world to know:
#1 - She's learned how to scream.
#2 - In case our little Nory Darling ends up MIA, as in she doesn't end up on our flight to Thunder Bay and/or she doesn't make it on our flight back to Toronto and/or she doesn't end up on our flight to Kuwait...........and her parents are absolutely too distraught to cope with life.......please inform the police to begin their questioning with the following suspects:
* Grandpa
* Nana
* Grumps
* Grandma
Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Proud Papa and Smitten Mama (and as much as she loves her grandparents, I'm pretty sure Nory's on OUR side at age five months!)
#1 - She's learned how to scream.
#2 - In case our little Nory Darling ends up MIA, as in she doesn't end up on our flight to Thunder Bay and/or she doesn't make it on our flight back to Toronto and/or she doesn't end up on our flight to Kuwait...........and her parents are absolutely too distraught to cope with life.......please inform the police to begin their questioning with the following suspects:
* Grandpa
* Nana
* Grumps
* Grandma
Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Proud Papa and Smitten Mama (and as much as she loves her grandparents, I'm pretty sure Nory's on OUR side at age five months!)
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