Unflattering Mat-Wear? OR ME?!!!!

Today I was told that I've gotten fat all over.

Not once.

But twice.

And, yes, the critics didn't speak English as a first language.

And, yes, PERHAPS there was some sort of a miscommunication due to a language barrier.

And, YES, you can BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR that I was busting it on the treadmill after tutoring this evening.