Inspired by a snack of mini marshmallows.....
Me: I'm such a worry wart. When we have kids, I'm going to have to make them a list of all the things they can't do when they go places.
Phil: What do you mean??
Me: Like if they are going camping with their friends.....I will have to write a list. Don't do chubby bunny contests. Don't run with forks in mesh bags. Pick a really long marshmallow-roasting stick. You know....
Phil: You can't do that. Then they'll just go ahead and do everything you asked them not to.
Me: No, they would listen.
Phil: (gives look of doubt)
Me: (trying to sound convincing) Really......that's what they would do!
Phil: No....that's what YOU WOULD DO!!!!
...........and the worry goes on for decades. Ahhhhhhhhhh. :)
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