This Makes CHRISTMAS SHOPPING Easy :)

After walking into the kitchen to see YET ANOTHER paper towel on the counter....


Lindsay: PHILLIP!!!! I am the Lorax - I SPEAK FOR THE TREES!

Phil: What?!

Lindsay: You are killing our forests!!!

Phil: Well, we live in the desert where there are no forests.

Lindsay: EVEN WORSE! You are killing OTHER PEOPLES' FORESTS!!!!! (walks out of kitchen)

That's it. Emily (a compulsive Kleenex user) and Phillip are getting hanky's for Christmas.