While trying to get to sleep last night....
Phil: Why are you right beside me? We have a KING SIZE BED.....you don't need to be against my back.
Lindsay: But I like to be close to you!
Phil: No - you like to hog the bed!
Lindsay: But mostly because I like to be close to you.....
Phil: You know what?! I have a great idea. I am going to invent invisible fencing for beds.
Lindsay: What?!
Phil: Yep, soon enough, you will be just like Coco. Zapped if you make a move for someone else's property!
Lindsay: That's mean.
Phil: I bet I'd make a lot of money. And sleep better.
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