The "ALMOST PERFECT" Speech.

On the way to the airport.....

Phil: (trying to end my crying fit) Did you have a fun summer, hun?

Lindsay: (whimpering) Ya...

Phil: I had the best summer ever. It all started when I got married to the girl of my dreams! We had a beautiful wedding in Cyprus and my wife looked so gorgeous....just like she always does. I got to spend time with her family and she got to spend time with mine. We also ran our first half marathon during our honeymoon in San Francisco - where we went wine tasting, saw a Giants game, and toured around Yosemite park! Swimming with my dog at Point Pelee was great too, and so was my brother's wedding reception.....and Little's wedding! And guess what?! My wife and I started a new fundraising challenge and are participating in the Iceland marathon next summer with TEAM DIABETES! And don't forget about EAT PRAY LOVE....I saw that with my girlfriend.

Lindsay: YOUR GIRLFRIEND, EH?!

Phil: (flustered) You know what I meant. Sometimes I forget.......it's like we're too good to be true.....

Lindsay: Ya - don't ever forget that!

(Laughter).