This morning Phil and I decided to go for a "romantic" morning walk through the Hillman Marsh (this was partially inspired by a segment on Regis and Kelly). It is a beautiful spot where we ran and walked last summer and we were excited to enjoy the peaceful route we took before.
A few things went wrong.
#1 - I am unusually terrified of un-human things that walk, fly, and slither (ahem - not a huge nature lover). Well - two deer ran before us as we entered the conservation area. Giant herons and other members of the bird family were flying around. And Phil yelled "SNAKE!!!!" only a few moments into the journey. I happened to be wearing my heart rate monitor (just for fun!) and noticed that my heart rate was much too high for such a light walk. [Fact: I couldn't have been more frightened.]
#2 - We have never run into "bug trouble" in our previous experiences there. Nor do we have to fight with insects in Kuwait (i.e. combating them is not a part of our daily routine). That being said, we didn't arrive with bug spray and didn't anticipate the WAR that broke out with the deer flies! Our "romantic walk" turned into a prolonged tempo run, as we fought to escape "the swarm". It was OUTRAGEOUS!!!! You wouldn't believe how many flies were attacking us....it's as if they hadn't eaten for WEEKS! YEESH!
#3 - The lousy experience cost us $5 and a tube of After Bite. Here's what Phil looked like AFTER our morning of romance (keep in mind that this is only ONE of the affected areas!):

Perhaps we should stick to dinner and a movie the next time :)