
Many of you have heard horrific tales of the traffic jams here in Cairo, and some of you have even been brave enough to visit us and learn for yourselves what it is like to navigate the streets. Thursday, on our ride home from school, we may have witnessed our all time best Egyptian driver chaos.
Rumours were running rampant at school that the "Ring Road" (our only viable option to head directly home) was closed due to an oil truck flipping over and engulfing itself in flames. The fire was straight across the 6 lanes of traffic, and we'd have to find another way home. The problem was that 30 million other drivers had also heard the rumour, and we would all be battling to pack the numerous vehicles onto each and every alternative route possible.
We began our journey heading in the general direction of "home", but quickly found that we'd have to travel far off course. We turned to the right, we turned to the left, and we felt like we'd figured out a secret road which only we were heading down! But, we were WRONG! Out of nowhere, the most congested intersection known to man was before us! We happened to be on the wrong side of the road for some reason at this point and cars were headed toward us, heading in our direction behind us, and in every other direction. There was even one truck that had tried to jump the median, only to get themselves stuck, scraping the remains of the underbelly of the vehicle. Our driver opted to inch forward ever so slightly whenever possible, until out of pure hatred for not moving, he took a chance on a left turn into the "City of The Dead".

The "City of The Dead" is named due to the immense tombs that surround you while inside. The skinny, topsy turvy, curving roads are impossible to navigate, with dead ends around every other bend. Keep in mind, we were in our school bus that could barely fit in between the tombs in the first place. With our bravery being witnessed, other Egyptian drivers trusted that for some reason we must have known what we were doing and began to follow us. All we could think of was that at some point drivers may come from the opposite direction and we would be at a stand off.
For those that are claustrophobic, this was no cake walk. The tops of the tombs were higher then our windows of the bus, and we even scraped the wall at a few points, urging fear that we would truly get "stuck" in traffic. There would be no way out other then to kick the front or back window out (which I was already prepared to do). Somehow we managed to go over a hill that a Kia Sport couldn't have even fit through, and ended up back on the main road. Again we were on the wrong side of the road!
An Egyptian police man issued us (as well as many other drivers) tickets for this violation, but we were relentless and kept moving forward inch by inch. We eventually made it home in a round-a-bout manner, exhausted, and amazed at what had just transpired.