#10. Our guide "Mido's" Jheri Curl... Not only did it put to shame Michael Jackson's in the 80's, but it was also a major topic of complaint when Lindsay would slide the camera strap over his head to take a picture of us. "My hair!" he would yell, softly patting it back down frightened that a single strand could be out of place.
#9. "Sargeant Snowflake" somehow managing to sneak his way into the camera bag, and then after 4 days of being a no-show in photos, arriving for a beauty in front of Abo Simbel Temple. That polar bear is one sly dude!

#8. Me directing the group to take a sunset photo of the "YMCA" with Morgan being too drunk to direct his "C" in the right direction...

#7. Lindsay ordering a "Pina Colada" off of the drink menu only to find out that most of the drinks appear there with the hopes that you won't order them. Not only did they not have the right ingredients (we had to provide the pineapple juice), each time Lindsay would order one, they would have entirely different tastes and colours.
#6. The absolute worst belly dance show in the history of Egyptian culture. Not only did the woman lack in skill, she was what we call "unfit" and was unable to coax any members of the crowd onto the stage with her. You'd think someone would feel bad enough to go up there, but nope, not a soul until finally a weird looking French man took the plunge after being pushed on by his entourage. (Note: Lindsay refused to capture this moment on camera in fear that the dancer would be further encouraged.)
#5. Entering the cabin each afternoon to find that housekeeping had arranged our towels in the shapes of swans, and crocodiles. (Note: Lindsay's fear of birds continues to be out of control as displayed when she ran out of the room after seeing the swan shape.)

#4. Forcing a crowd of approximately 200 to wait "patiently" at the Sound and Light Show in Karnak Temple as we continuously wandered on our own to take photos and explore. We honestly had no idea that they would refuse to begin the final segment without each and every person sitting in their seats!

#3. Me performing Michael Schumaker type moves while holding the reigns of our horse carriage on the way to Edfu Temple.

#2. Having a great group of friends (Ann Marie, Sharon, Morgan and Lesley) with us to experience such a great trip!

#1. Knowing that Lindsay loves me enough to put up with my beautiful "stash" even though it would "ruin" amazing photo opportunities! Thx Babes!!! (Note: Movember can't come soon enough.)